by Trampikey and Goldie! August 13, 2005
You: hi
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
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pedo pete is like herbert the pervert
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