Oxygen

A very addicting substance that once you have breathed it in you will have to live out of it. It is also shown that it will kill you incredibly slowly without you knowing it and you will have a 100% death rate as scientifically proved.

A: man I can't live without oxygen
B: you're so dead dumbass
A: ah fuck

#GetRidOfO2

by MikeSGA November 23, 2021

Oxygen

Lungs were invented by oxygen companys so people would buy oxygen

hey bro i just picked up some oxygen at the store

by Mug Full O' Cheese June 15, 2023

Oxygen

Something you want to consume as little as possible of.

"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"

by a space lobster March 02, 2021

Oxygen

Plant farts

oxygen is the waste product of photosynthesis

by potato is good November 07, 2021

Oxygen

Your fucking breathing it right now.

You, and Nathan ate oxygen.

by OKitsnathan9579 August 10, 2023

Oxygen

The thing that you are wasting

Man you are a waste of oxygen, why did you fucking do that?

by Ole Hickey June 03, 2021

trip over oxygen

when someone trips over nothing and just hits the ground

watching a horror movie when someone randomly falls: "what did that bitch do, trip over oxygen??"

by frackinhell May 23, 2015