Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

Turkish Orangutan by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

Flaming Orangutan 

When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.

Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.

Flaming Orangutan by flamingorangutan63 March 11, 2022

Unathletic Orangutan 

Shyanne Kevin Romain bitch ass nigga

That nigga shy is a unathletic orangutan

Unathletic Orangutan by chillxn May 12, 2022

Sewer Orangutan 

A derogatory term used against black people to belittle them into submission

Police:That Sewer Orangutan has a gun in his hand

Sewer Orangutan by Itzbiggie boombastic August 3, 2022

IKEA orangutan 

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.

IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

IKEA orangutan by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

The floppy orangutan by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016

Shaving an orangutan

Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.

Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.

Shaving an orangutan by Brant Goose August 16, 2018