optionalistic

Adjective applied to a student who tries to get out of a summer homework assignment by "thinking" it was optional.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.

Teacher, "Where is your summer book report?"
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."

by joesk84ever June 26, 2009

ass options

When a man has various women that he can hook up with
especially used when the man has a girlfriend or is traveling to a new city where old friends live

Man, Fred has some serious ass options during his week long trip to New York.

by Ellis Davis January 10, 2008

Opion

A retarded opinion
Usually used by 3rd grade *soft n words*

Re: Did you hear Obama's opinion?
Tard: Don't you mean opion?

by BluAsh July 13, 2019

internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno

screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click

by i think im gay July 17, 2006

Friends with options

Those that are in a mutual and often platonic friendship where sex might be incorporated but is not based on the necessity or expectation of sex. A situation in where sex occurs because of a friendship, not a relationship that occurs because of sex. Not to be confused with Friends with Benefits, or screw buddies.

Friends with options could be two people who might have known each other years and while they care about each other, have no romantic feelings for each other. While there might be a mutual physical attraction, the sex is based on a certain level of trust and friendship. Marital or relationship status is not a concern, because the sex is often recreational more so than emotional. Even if it occurred only once, the friendship would remain intact (unless it was bad), but there is an understanding that it could happen again without expectation.

by mrleightnite March 21, 2009

opionion

During a conversation regarding music, Jessica and I ran into a misspelled version of opinion. However it can be used when cooking or food shopping. When searching for the perfect or optimal onion, you want to seek out the opionion.

"While shopping for chili ingredients, we were looking for a yellow onion. Atop the pile, glowing with it's healthy colour and firmness sat the opionion."

by Nils Finnsson November 22, 2005

clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.

Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.

by Kerb November 29, 2004