Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

by Stevens Slowjerk November 4, 2008

Off a sick one

Can be used in either a positive or negative context:

Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.

- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”

- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.

“Yo my uncle beat me, he is off a sick one today”

“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”

by 10E03 October 21, 2025

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

to do one's office

do your work, your place in life, your assigned, perhaps steriotypical, job.

the scarlet letter had not done its office (to do one's office)

by koobz21 February 2, 2010

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

officer one-inch

a male with a small dick

officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless

by F.M.C December 9, 2008