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oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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oh man holy shit

A way of exclaiming something or simply being surprised by someone's bravery, usually used by the youngest of a friendship group.
Jin: /eats something incredibly spicy
Jungkook: Oh man holy shit!
Everyone else: DON'T SWEAR CHILD
by yoongis trashcan January 1, 2016
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shit oh fuckin dear

An expression of extreme dismay, or shock
Jed: "Your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff."
Red: "Um hmmm."

Jed: "She was driving your 2006 custom dually Dodge 4WD Mega Cab Cummins Turbo Diesel."
Red: "Shit oh fuckin dear!"
by CalifCoyote May 30, 2006
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OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode
by Charuzu October 30, 2019
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Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024
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Oh shit

David was working under his car and knocked his jack.

"Oh shit"
by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020
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Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.
Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022
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