Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.
by Monte R June 21, 2007
Get the public offendermug. flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025
Get the flex offendermug. A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.
Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
by Jusmar March 4, 2013
Get the Offenditymug. 
When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
Get the offendedmug. A song that is extremely informative ABOUT LAS VEGAS and the MID EAST along with the fact that every place is LAS VEGAS especially when the mega ARABIAN LIKE nightclubs on the LAS VEGAS STRIP has not opened. Keep in mind before you can play this song you have to go to the MIDEAST and borrow an E.
HI OFFEND as the only thing I have to do is MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC but I know I could have SAT in a DIM place in the ADULT FILM THEATER this way I won't get caught and offend any children.
After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST
to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.
After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST
to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 24, 2021
Get the HI OFFENDmug. Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.
by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019
Get the Sexually Offendedmug.