oyster

The part of the female genitalia that is comprised of the clit and the genital lips. When the lips have been parted, the lady's anatomy is quite like the appearance of an oyster.

Wow! Did you see the oyster on that chick in the movie? She had very large lips. And her oyster was very, very moist!

by The C MONSter August 22, 2007

Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.

Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter

by AustinSmallbone March 6, 2009

Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

blue oyster

In the NYC gay scene (no doubt elsewhere, as well) of the 1960-70s a "blue oyster" was the head of a very aroused penis, especially one that had been teased in various ways without orgasm for a long time. The glans takes on a cyanotic blue cast, probably do to the prolonged erection.

My girlfriend sure loves to eat blue oysters in cream-sauce.

by disturbus August 1, 2008

Oyster Face

An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.

"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."

Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."

"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"

by Fattius J Guy May 28, 2009

Frozen Oyster Shot

When using an ice luge, a man strategically drops his cum within the track of the luge. This freezes up on its way down, somewhat like an oyster's belly, for the woman to gulp it down. Try it with some Tobasco and lemon juice for a refreshing treat on hot summer nights!!! oyster shot.

"Before dinner I had set up a special appetizer for my woman. I dropped my wad on the luge for her to get a plump frozen oyster shot"

by Iron Rabbit January 17, 2008

socially-osterized

Being shunned and put in a blender by society. Being the subject of intensely-adverse gossip.

She was socially-osterized by her sorrority mates for dating someone of a different race.

by Mondo Fuego May 14, 2006