Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

by Usebleach October 22, 2020

Boxers and Oxfords

A theme for a high school dance where the only thing people wear is boxers and an oxford or collared shirt.

Tonight's dance theme is "Boxers and Oxfords"

by enriquenelson October 4, 2010

Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education

They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites

by Matt April 29, 2004

oxford comma

an oxford comma is a small curly-que of a turd squeezed out onto your dick when you are fucking a girl doggy-style.

so i was fucking your sister last night and when she came she gave me an oxford comma.

by magnitogorsk May 2, 2010

oxford coma

When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."

I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.

by Idontposthere July 11, 2016

Oxford

• noun vulgar slang 1 a man’s genitals. 2 an unpleasant or stupid person.

— ORIGIN Home Countries.

Charles is such a oxford, he thinks nob should be spelt with a K.

I'll show you my oxford if you show me yours.

by Adam Prest March 29, 2010

Oxford Circle

An unlimited source of knowledge that knows all. Maintained by Chet's

"I have a problem and I dont know the answer!"
"Ask the Oxford Circle... it knows all!"
"Thanks Chet!"

by Spaggo April 21, 2004