October 26

international sub to captain shire day

its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah

by great supine inprotoplasmic October 25, 2019

October 26

National take a shit on your desk day

In the middle of class, stand up an your desk and drop a fat one in the center of it

On october 26, I took a big shit on my desk

by Cumblaster6969 October 25, 2020

October 26

The day to kiss your partner, and spend a day with them :)

Bob: do you know what day it is today?
Bella: Yeah it’s October 26?
Bob: we get to spend the day together :)

by Elxie88 November 1, 2021

October 26

the best person ever was born

were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever

by drink bleach cunt April 3, 2022

October 26

No boys day you cannot simp for no boy it’s a day for girls to focus on themselves

Don’t Simp on october 26

by pincheBitch October 23, 2020