Douche Nozzle

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

by shift665 July 26, 2013

Douche Nozzle

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

by MasterofSkyrim November 15, 2011

douche nozzle

one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person

person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos

person 1 nope

person 2 you fucking douche nozzle

by wind0106 August 20, 2011

douche nozzle

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz April 20, 2011

twazzle nozzle

When you pump cum into a coochie

I wanna perform a twazzle nozzle tonight

by Lacey-Kody March 04, 2006

Nuzzle the Nozzle

Felatio, blow job

She liked to go down and "Nuzzle the Nozzle"

by OFTG July 28, 2013

douche nozzle

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.

Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.

by Anonymous April 23, 2003