Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)
We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
by Drooper is poggers June 14, 2021
Get the Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)mug. An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Yortard - noun
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister June 15, 2013
Get the Yortard - nounmug. A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes. Loves Stanford also.
by megadrivemayhem August 9, 2022
Get the Bahraini Blaster (noun)mug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Noun, noUun, nouN<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A political and economic system where power is determined not by votes, merit, competence, or representation — but by the deployment of money. In a moneyocracy, whoever controls the flow of funds controls the outcome.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
We don’t live in a democracy — we live in a Moneyocracy (noun), where money is king and everything else comes second.
by CloverGod June 30, 2025
Get the Moneyocracy (noun)mug. From the phrase, 'to have a tidy', meaning to straighten one's clothing, to make oneself neat, or presentable. In men it can also mean to adjust/reposition one's cock and balls (especially necessary on a hot day), usually under the guise of tucking oneself in.
by LeDiabolique May 17, 2011
Get the Tidy (noun)mug. 