Norwegian Snorkeler

When a man takes his penis and places the tip of it flush against the nostrils of his partner, then proceeds to ejaculate into his partner's nose.

That girl thought she was just getting your average facial, but little did she know I was about to perform the Norwegian Snorkeler

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

Norwegian Nasty

When an erect male penis is inserted into a female's ass, and afterwards the male proceeds to receive oral sex from the woman.

I just gave that girl a mean Norwegian nasty.

by DS8787 September 2, 2005

norwegian wood

slang for hashish/hash

I just scored me some Norwegian wood!

by Jake Pandulce April 20, 2008

norwegian tumble

It is pretty much just straight sex but it involves a lot of rolling around.

Hey Jim last week i brought home this blond scandanavian chick from the club, the bitch was the greatest norwegian tumbler id ever met. Then I finished off by giving her a hot carl to the face.

by GPA May 30, 2006

norwegian pause

noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman

Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.

by zoepan February 4, 2005

norwegian lunch

the act of two women, during a lunch in an expensive restaurant, taking turns ducking under the table for a "snack".

The steak was delicious, but the norwegian lunch really filled me up

by zoepan December 4, 2004

norwegian wasps

Scary, Blood Raged, Disturbes "high times" when your on an outside porch.

Damn nigga look at those norwegian wasps!!! AHHHH motha fucka!!!
Take Justin, he has a nice body!

by nigga who need som weed August 27, 2006