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noodling

a more offensive and effeminent form of canoodling, noodling often occurs in public and is usually undertaken by older men attempting to take advantage of younger girls. While the perpetrator may not in everday life be a noodle, he often assumes the persona of a noodle in carrying out his noodling.
I saw him noodling with that freshmen all over the dance floor last night.
by Mid-day January 17, 2007
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noodle

To take a nap after a long night usually to sleep off a hangover
"yo dude im so hungover i got rip a noodle real quick"
"man i wish i was noodling rather than plowing this cow"
by kman898 November 20, 2009
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noodle

Verb. To thing about extensively, or wrap your head around. Coined by an investment banker from Sarnia.
Analyst: What about a merger between Fortis and Emera?

Banker: Hmmm...interesting. Let me noodle that and get back to you. Good work and here's your $80k bonus cheque.
by Dave Barnes July 25, 2008
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Noodle

/Noodle/ v. To fondle and/or give excessive or extreme pleasure
/Noodle/ n. Your brian; A single piece of pasta; One who is clumsy or gives others aneurysms often
/Noodlie/ a. A way of describing one who could easily give you an aneurysm
Stop being a noodle, Ted.
I am going to noodle you.
You a noodlie young fella, aren't you?
by ZxParadoxZ October 21, 2011
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noodling

Blindly looking for a date, often out of desperation, at a bar or club with the bottom-feeders of society hoping you won't get bit too badly. Similar to method of catching catfish by sticking your had in a murky lake until a catfish bites it.
He was having such bad luck with the ladies, he went noodling at a seedy bar to find a date.
by bunker bomb August 21, 2009
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noodling

An act of the sexuality variety between two people.

Verb: noodling
Noun: noodler
adverb: noodlewise
adjective: noodlish
Stop noodling all over my couch. It's really nasty and I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time.
by noodlefritz March 7, 2012
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a noodle

word used by Australian junkies to descibe a syringe they use to shoot up heroin, cocaine or meth-amphetamines with.
Vera: Vis shit is the fuckin' horse... I carnt wait to get some of vis shit in a noodle.
by AllUrbanLegend April 26, 2006
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