Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.
Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.
Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.
Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.
All the above would result in..
"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"
Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.
Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.
Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.
All the above would result in..
"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"
by ninja puppy May 20, 2010
Get the homoingmug. A phrase used by people so insecure about their sexuality that they feel the need to unnecessarily reinforce their heterosexuality--usually after saying something that most people wouldn't even associate with being "gay."
Hey man, good game.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.
I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.
I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.
by notanidiotgirl November 12, 2010
Get the no homomug. by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019
Get the No-homomug. A term used when you are straight but are gonna do something gay temporarily.
A gay shield used when you are straight but are forced to do gay stuff.
A gay shield used when you are straight but are forced to do gay stuff.
Person 1 :Hey captain Rogers ! Can you check if my ass looks thick?
Person 2 : yeah for sure! *Sighs deeply* No Homo! .. come her let me check
Person 2 : yeah for sure! *Sighs deeply* No Homo! .. come her let me check
by SigmaBalls October 10, 2018
Get the no homomug. When you say something that’s really fruity ( gay ) and you cover it up confirming that you are indeed NOT making a homosexual statement.
by It’sABitchAssLife_ May 26, 2018
Get the no homomug. An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.
It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO
It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO
Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*
by realLoner September 30, 2019
Get the no homomug. by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself March 28, 2022
Get the no homomug.