one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

one hitter quitter

he pulled that one hitter quitter on me cauze brother ain't been back sin

he pulled dat one hitter quiter cause brotha ain't been back since he got dat ass

by Angela May 13, 2005

Leadoff hitter

A man who never hits doubles

John is their leadoff hitter? He must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

poopy dick rim hitter

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man who likes to put his dick up poop chutes

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man that likes to fuck poop chutes "that niggas a poopy dick rim hitter cuz!" "did you hear about that guy? that fags a poopy dick rim hitter!"

by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator June 12, 2022