ceiling fan

A machine on the ceiling used to move air or heat down to where the person is standing. It can also help cut energy costs by 40% in the winter and 10% in the summer.

I want to cut my energy costs by buying a ceiling fan.

by Private May 13, 2005

whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.

I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off

by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018

Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

Ceiling shit

When one throws shit from an animal or themself on the ceiling and wait for it to fall.

Godamnit Ron ceiling shitting theirs stains everywhere

by LoCo_CaT June 16, 2018

burning on the ceiling

What happens when some idiot makes a deal with a demon, and you love someone who died

When I went back to visit the Winchesters, I found Mary burning on the ceiling

by Xaranda February 16, 2017

[ceiling blue]

A dark blue lighter than navy yet darker than indigo but with no purple in it

The sky was ceiling blue last night.

by Twlights_Reflection January 18, 2009