neutrasexual

Someone who lacks sexuality. Attracted to neither males or females

Jane: Do you think Bob is gay ? He turns down every girl!
Jason: No he turned down all the guys too, including me
Jane: He must be neutrasexual....
Jason: Agreed

by Topballer_23 February 25, 2010

natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper

"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

metrosexual

Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.

Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...

by FuckThisAndFuckYou November 24, 2004

metrosexual

A sophisticated straight man who likes to shop for and wear fashionable clothes, shoes etc. Not to be confused with Typical Gay males who have a keen eye for fashion.

I heard it used on TV once where Ryan Seacrest was admitting to being a Metrosexual. He was refering to the fact that he likes to go shop for style-ish and fashionable apparel. So, next time you see a guy who is sporting some fly gear don't jump to conclusions about his sexuality.

by The All seeing Eye May 13, 2007

Metrosexual

A effeminate, self-centered man who devotes far too much time to his appearance. A sissy.

Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.

by Belinda the Goat July 5, 2008

metrosexual

A dude who is one Apple Martini away from making a trip the gay bar.

Straight Dude: Dude, Pass Me A Beer And Some Pretzles The Game Is About To Start.

Metrosexual Dude:. And Break A Nail Eeeeww Yuckness.

by Slade_Technics September 22, 2008

metrosexual

A narcissistic, urban, financially established male, who is influenced by consumerism and media proliferation to conform his identity with changing images of masculinity found in men’s style press, advertising and popular culture.

Admired by thousands of young men, David Beckham, was a prime example of the narcissistic metrosexual and changing masculinity in popular culture.

by mcmvanbree July 25, 2008