aqua net

hair spray of the 80s

because i had a white man's fro, i did not use aqua net in the 4th grade.

by whitey McWhite May 11, 2004

Normie Net

The side of the internet used by normies. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, basically anywhere you don't see anime, porn, and/or drug marketplaces.

Me, an internet aficionado: Do people use "xpost r/whatever on the Normie Net?"
Normie: what? I don't know what that means
Me: I'll take that as a no

by hey-zeus christo September 22, 2017

net

Short for internet.

Surfin' the net.

by dR December 27, 2003

net lag

A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime.

(For details, google "photoentrainment".)

I was online until midnight last night, and now I feel like I'm still on Tokyo time. Net lag sucks.

by Tom Cohen November 30, 2009

net compliments

Commendation or flattery aimed at an individual who is accomplished, keen, and resourceful with regard to internet related tasks...

"I'm just Joe Schmo, but her constant net compliments make me feel perpetual."

by Naaadz December 3, 2005

Fortniteburger.net

Search it now. It'll give you the meaning of life. Trust me.

Ooooh yeah i love Fortniteburger.net 😍

by OverratedOnion September 17, 2020

net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006