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Nelson ring

The hickie one gets around his asshole after receiving a nelson.
"I hope I don't have to get a cavity check any time soon--they'll probably mis-interpret this nelson ring your mom gave me last night."
by Guslah August 2, 2008
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nelson rocks

by nelso December 16, 2004
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Nelson years

This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.
Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.
by blaqdik December 9, 2014
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Nelson's Blood

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.
by L@mi@ February 5, 2021
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Nelson Moment

When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.
a.

Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment

b.

StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
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nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"
"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"
by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
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Nelson's Column

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.
The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)
by RageofMarat September 26, 2011
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