A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.
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by YouGotPwned August 21, 2007
Get the netherdrake mug.The Southern Netherlands, Usually the provinces of North Brabant, Zeeland, Limburg, South Holland, and Gelderland.
Also where the greatest death metal comes from.
Also where the greatest death metal comes from.
South Netherlands metal bands:
Prostitute Disfigurement - Veldhoven
Gorefest - Goes
Nox - Den Haag
Sinister - Schiedam
Severe Torture - Boxtel
Inhume - Panningen
Prostitute Disfigurement - Veldhoven
Gorefest - Goes
Nox - Den Haag
Sinister - Schiedam
Severe Torture - Boxtel
Inhume - Panningen
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Get the Netherlands mug.I'm dutch, and it's actually quite a boring country. We have a prime-minister that looks like Harry Potter and is about as exciting as the average Hollywood blockbuster.
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Dude 1: Hey, you're also dutch!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
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