Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

Nicked

When "I love you" turns into "I like you" after a short period of time.

*Commonly used by a pathological liar*

"I lied to myself as long as I could even though I knew that I loved someone else I know I nicked it up"

by Areyoushittingme July 18, 2017

nicked

to royally screw something up.

"he really Nicked it this time."

by velcro bandito October 16, 2008

neked

Wearing nothing except for socks.

She got out of the shower and quickly put on socks to get neked.

by Columbus King October 11, 2018

necker

One who consumes all the contents of a nicely rolled blunt by smoking it

Don't put him in the rotation, he's a necker!

by Jonathan "Jay" Gomez January 6, 2008

rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

necker meister meister necker

1. Something you yell in place of a cuss word.
2. a rare species of humpback whale
3. small children whose mother's name is Debbie

Todd: Did you see that new girl today?
Scott: No, but I heard she is a real necker meister meister necker.

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009