Narcissist 

a guy who can get a boner by looking at himself in the mirror.

soooo i found out last night i am a narcissist...

Narcissist by Se7enEi8htNi9e April 6, 2009

Narcissist 

A self proclaimed asshole who loves to put people down to fill in for childhood traumas from the past, That to this day haunt them along with there low self asteem low ambition for all theyve become is a workforce slave working to achieve nothing at all because they arnt intellectually awoken to sufice the outmost challenges in our world today.

They often refer others intellectuals as jack offs, Morrons, no lifes, lames,losers all for the very simple fact that they have no shell to abide to therefor making them susceptible to low self esteem and other physiological dogmas to which they have no idea they even excist under an exhibitionist alter ego stance that solidifies who they are.

That guy is a real piece of work huh?
Yeah they call him trip around these here parts. He must of drank himself through the navy!

That guy is a real piece of work huh?
Yeah they call him trip around these here parts. He must of drank himself through the navy! What a narcissist cunt bag!

Narcissist by Regulo Caro September 1, 2018

Narcissist 

Twittter user.

Joe is a narcissist because he thinks people give a shit about his Twitter updates.

Narcissist by Bob McJob August 9, 2009

narcissist 

A person who believes his or her own lies.
A person in love with themself.

Paris Hilton is a complete narcissist in thinking she is pretty but she is not

narcissist by Banal Nee Josh January 8, 2008

narcissistic asshole 

one of those people who write their names on this website then writes a bunch of shit about how good they are. Nobody gives a fuck if your a bad bitch, or a good singer, or really hot, nobody gives a fuck.

Becky is a narcissistic asshole

narcissistic asshole by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 11, 2020

Narcissympathy 

A status update or tweet that gives half information about a potentially catastrophic event in a persons personal life, that causes others to respond with urgency even though they have no idea what happened. Both components are required: the narcissist who teases the information to draw lots of attention and the sympathy whores who take the bait.

Facebook status update: "Just got out of the hospital, I can't believe what happened to me."
Debra: "OMG, what happened?"
Sue: "Are you okay? What happened?"
Sally: "I'm here for you as always"
Jan: "I'm praying for you and your family"
Joe: "Out with the story already, stop it with the narcissympathy."

Initial Tweet: "Fingers cross, waiting on my test results."
Debra: "OMG, what happened?"
Sue: "Are you okay? What happened?"
Sally: "I'm here for you as always"
Jan: "I'm praying for you and your family"
Joe: "That sounds kind of personal. But I guess you must have needed your narcissympathy fix."

Narcissympathy by Harmony08 August 14, 2011

Narcissist 

As such, the person with NPD usually displays arrogance and a distorted sense of personal superiority, and seeks to establish abusive power and control over others. Self-confidence (a strong sense of self) is a personality trait different from the traits of narcissistic personality disorder; thus, people with NPD typically value themselves over others, to the extent of openly disregarding the wishes and feelings of anyone else, and expect to be treated as superior, regardless of their actual status or achievements.Socially, the person with narcissistic personality disorder usually exhibits a fragile ego (self-concept), intolerance of criticism, and a tendency to belittle other people, in order to validate his or her own superiority.

Narcissist are created through abuse, emotional neglect and manipulation.
You are also a Narcissist just by that post alone

Narcissist by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 28, 2019