Noah Has the biggest dick ever, and is straight as hell. He is very edgy and funny. He's loyal and not a fuckboy. He is italian and the best friend. He is the baddest nigga alive...
Guy: Is that Noah?
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga
by Lickyletippy December 24, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is nice, athletic, super funny, loves baseball and will do any thing for his girlfriend he’s one of the hottest guys you’ll ever meet and he’s definitely one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he’s a great best friend sometimes weird but we all love he weirdness he’s super friendly and is best friends with girls and guys he will cheer you up when ever your sad and is the best boy friend any girl could ever ask for if you get the chance to meet a Noah I’ll know you’ll love him the way I do. NEVER EVER let him go you’ll DEFINITELY regret it
by Anonymous2213 June 10, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.
by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the most kind and caring person you will ever meet .He is the most attractive person ever with grey shining eyes (that you get lost staring into)his wavy brown hair and his sexyyy abs but he will never admit any of this .When he is tired his croaky,low voice makes you melt and he is even more romantic than he is normally is.His perverted and sexual sense of humour is hilarious .He has many amazing talents including multiple sports (probably why he is so fit)especially track however taking hints of girls is deffo not one of them sadly.However he is always there when you need him and a simple simile from him can make your day more way better.Noah is rlly funny and can make even the saddest people simile .Getting the chance to date a noah is everyones dream so if you get one love him with all your heart.LY NOAH,
by ilovemyself635718 September 5, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the name of someone that spends all day and night online. They are pretty cute but an asshole at the same time. They’re probably fed up of the jokes about Noah’s Ark. They’re incredibly awkward and bad at responding but you still love them no matter what. Noah you’re a twat
by damnihatemyselr April 12, 2020
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is a guy who just happens to be the best thing that will ever happend to a girl. He is the life of a party and can turn any frown upside down. If your lucky enough to have a noah like you and love you then do whatever you possibly can to keep it that way. A Noah is your bestfriend, the first person that crosses your mind every morning and night. A Noah is the first person you would go to for help, the first person to get support, the first person to go to when you need to be loved like no one else will. It just happens to be that I am lucky enough to be dating a “Noah” right now and it’s been the best couple of weeks of my life.
No need for a sentence silly ...well it says for me to use the word so.... Noah is the love of my life.
by Billy whilly May 28, 2018
Get the Noahmug.