Thanks to you!

Your in trouble, but it was your friend who caused it. Well, now you can use the phrase, "Thanks To You!".
Look at the conversation below.
(You and your friend got in trouble)
You : Why did you do that?!
Friend : It was just a prank!
You : Well, thanks to you! We're now in detention!
Friend : Well, SORRY!

You guys pranked Mrs. Robinson by putting salt in her water bottle, she was angry, so she sent you both to detention. That was the conversation you guys had while in detention. You're probaly still angry at your friend but it's alright now.
(You can use it in situations like this)
by Oofmahlife October 04, 2020
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Thanks Christie

When something is really obvious. This is due to the comments of Christie Malthouse on Channel Ten coverage during AFL matches. Commentators Tim Lane and Stephen Quartermain always seem to find out and commentate on things (injuries, conditions) before Christie gets to it. Hence when Christie is put on the camera around the boundary, she says something like "Fevola is injured" but infact the commentators in the box have already talked of this. The fact is following this comment by Malthouse; Quarters and Lane respond by saying "Thanks Christie."
A: "Hey mate look the sun is yellow"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "Tomorow is Monday"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "The earth has water on it"
B: "Thanks Christie"
by buncer October 13, 2010
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thanks for the ad

a sarcastic way to complain about the video advertisements you have to watch before certain streaming videos a la online news, hulu, etc. incidentally also a tongue-in-cheek jab at the old myspace practice of saying "thanks for the add" when a total stranger accepts your friend request.
I don't care about feminine hygiene, I just want to see the 'Dramatic Squirrel' video! Thanks for the ad...
by T-Train Thompsizzle March 03, 2010
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Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you
"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"
by LordZalgo December 20, 2014
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thank you

To be gratefull for something.
by Dysfunction September 07, 2003
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Thank Darwin!

Evolutionists can use "Thank Darwin" as a tongue-in-cheek replacement for "Thank God" when some good, unexpected thing happens.
Thank Darwin! You stopped both missiles Superman.
by BacktoSacHigh February 06, 2011
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Thanks for the Invite

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!
"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.
by Big Deal22 January 20, 2011
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