by tommy boii March 31, 2009
Get the mark mug. Big boy with a bari sax. This man will chases you down while carrying a baritone saxophone. Mark is man that carries the band, and will kill you if you say its not a sport. Also an avid lover of rap, who if you don't agree with will just say "whaaaaat".
"dude i told mark that marching band wasn't a sport, and he flipped out"
"yeah bro thats just because he doesn't do any real sports"
"yeah bro thats just because he doesn't do any real sports"
by that guy who's not real May 14, 2019
Get the markmug. by Frieberger2 October 16, 2008
Get the Markmug. Marking is the act of spamming a person's Facebook wall or status with embarrassing and outrageous statements before they have a chance to defend themselves. Properly Marking someone requires at least two or more participants in order to avoid looking like a stalker.
Ben: I hear Fred hasn't been checking his Facebook lately, we should totally go Mark him.
Mike: That's a swell idea, I will join you so that you do not have the appearance of being a stalker.
Ben: Consider him Marked
Mike: That's a swell idea, I will join you so that you do not have the appearance of being a stalker.
Ben: Consider him Marked
by redwing_1000 March 30, 2010
Get the Markedmug. Mark is possibly the most attractive form of energy ever formed. While at first glance he may appear to be an illusion; a vision of God radiating heat waves, he is a mere mortal like the general population.
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
-Girl says- "my panties are getting we" then Mark is close by.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
by The pretender! November 12, 2018
Get the Markmug. he is the most sexiest,happiest person in the world.he loves his girlfriend very much sometimes dates girls called Kaila,Maddie or sinead.he is so funny.
mark is such a sexy beast.
by blogger21 June 14, 2018
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Mark has a big cock!
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