Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in life that you are trying to forget so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your sensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a pleasant environment.

Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!

by Random Fred March 19, 2010

muzac

elevator music

muzac sucks

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

mezzaline

The Upper Level Seats at the Wachovia Center in Philly. Most people call them "mezzanine".

"Hey yo, yea I was looking for them mezzaline seats...but don't gimme dem nosebleeds."

by Gigadi Gigadi September 21, 2006

muzz head

a term used to insult people who style, dye, or have hair put in a way that they just can't pull off

that guy has a muzz head

by Mjs8 January 9, 2008

mozza sticks

deep fried mozzarella sticks; pure deliciousness

Bob: I'm all about burgers and fries
Joe: I'm gonna get mozza sticks

by gaypussylicker May 7, 2016

muzanslut

a down bad but also funny mutual!! They go by the pronouns they/he!! DONT YOU FORGET THEIR PRONOUNS😡 - by @mrs.shinazugawaa🙄

Dude,have you seen THEIR new video!! It was so funny!! 😭

OMG YEA I DID, muzanslut is so funny

by mrs.shinazugawaa July 2, 2021

Mazza girls

A Mazza girl is simply a female who acts crazy and loud causing the male around them to cringe inside

Bro there’s ber Mazza girls in the party let’s dip

by Kogakilz November 7, 2021