but mustard

a wet fart, or a drippy fart, or a nasty squirting fart,any fart that leaks more than air...

someone farts and it leaves a litlle residue BUT MUSTARD when you fart and have to wipe yourself or think you have to check your underwear you spit but mustard

by hassan.j March 4, 2008

Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.

Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."

by RichieRichie December 10, 2008

Mouse in the Mustard

A final expression of disgust at severely inappropriate behavior

Casey, you've really put the mouse in the mustard this time.

by MustardMouseStudios April 12, 2009

Mustard Plug

THE HOTTEST BAND THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT ! the sexiest ska music ever!

Hey katie what song do u wanna have sex too?

MR. SMILEY BY MUSTARD PLUG!

by lizers April 14, 2005

keen as cheese and mustard

To be excited and/or show agreement towards participation in an upcoming event

All over gang member 1: "Halo?"
All over gang members 2+3: "Halo!"
All over gang member 4: "I'm as keen as cheese and mustard to play Halo"
All over gang member 1: "Then let's play"

by Captain Rough Around The Edges October 25, 2006

Masturdbation

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

by Seph Infinitium March 14, 2009

mustard cup

(n) another word for butthole.

she takes it in the mustard cup.

by Jarred T. April 9, 2007