by Bigstunna August 20, 2022
When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.
by Supertwicken December 10, 2021
To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.
Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom
by thealberto September 16, 2018
Look at that Murph he's so sexy.
by ChristineM6969 March 09, 2018
See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick
An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
by EagleEyed April 22, 2021
Wow your a Murph
by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022
To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
by Gerard Lavery March 16, 2008