medical school

A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.

"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"

"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"

"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"

"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"

by Jliu November 20, 2006

MediaDefender

a company that various media companies hired to try to stop pirates and torrents. Should be under investigation by the USA because their business practices are straight illegal. Examples of their bullshit below:

Guy A: check out this cool website to get movies! www.miivi.com rocks!
Guy B: bullshit! its ran by some company called MediaDefender! They just wanna log your IP address and hit your with a lawsuit later!
Guy A: shit!

Awesome piratebay admin: god damn, these same IP addresses keep trying to denial-of-service attack our system.
Other awesome piratebat admin: check these leaked emails. says companies like the MPAA hired MediaDefender to fuck with our systems. And those bastards seem to like Dominoes Pizza.

Downloader A: i wanna try and get Jay-Z's new album. i think i download this torrent.
*20 minutes later*
Downloader A: shit, its just a bunch of ads for Coca-cola and some concert footage. Some fucker must be mislabeling these torrents and spreading them all over the internet.

(all shit MediaDefender has done)

by Flemmyd January 3, 2008

Medic

1. A medical professional deployed on the battlefield to heal wounded soldiers

2. One of the words which can be used in place of or conjunction with wordCall in an air strike/word

Medic!

by gaselite August 14, 2003

Medical marijuana

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.

Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.

by blazingbob November 6, 2011

Media Whore

A celebrity who sells out their integrity and endorses products or services on TV commercials.

Mike Rowe is a Media Whore!

by Piranha February 21, 2011

Mediasaurus Rex

Someone who knows so much about movies, television and music that they are a monster

I'm borrowing some unheard of movies from Joe, he's a real Mediasaurus Rex

by FrankoBastid February 16, 2010

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.

Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

by Mike Fo Sheezay October 25, 2007