Mattioli

Monster dick, can't see the end. Socially amazing, too many friends, too many women. The women like the sex because a big dick is a good dick.

Person 1: You're shit at sex and life.

Person 2: Fuck off, I'm Mattioli.

by joethegreat November 30, 2011

Monticello High School

A school that u go to and u find condoms all over the floor and people giving handjobs in public but overall the students are pretty chill

Mom: how was the track meet at Monticello High School
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers

by Henry Ford Mustang May 10, 2017

Montica

A psychotic bitch that has her head so far up her ass that she has no clue about the world around her. During encounters with this person, she frequently screeches like a horny bullfrog-harpy hybrid from hell, causing sane people to contemplate homicide.

His mom, Montica, is annoying as fuck. Do you wanna help me hide a body?

by frogsquisher October 30, 2014

Monticello

Monticello is a town in the Catskill Mountain Region of Upstate New York. It is known as the urban center of a rural area. It is hoem to Sullivan County Jail, Sullivan County Court, and Monticello High School. MHS is known for it's gang problem, as well as several violent incidents in the past couple of years.

There are several crime ridden neighborhoods mostly populated by African Americans and Hispanics, which include Evergreen Housing, and Shaker Heights. They are home to several street gangs including the BG's and L.O.S. (which I have written articles on here at Urban Dictionary)

"Don't go to Monticello, because there is nothing but crime and depression in the town."

by Shawn W. May 24, 2006

Mattia

Mattia is a handsome boy with olive skin and green hazel eyes that could take your breath away he also has perfect cheek bones and teeth shaped like nifes he has a funny cheeky and scary personality and if you mess with him or his family and friends he will end u he is tall and sweet

“What school does mattia go to “
“I want mattia”

by Perezlove November 7, 2020

Mattia Polibio

A racist and homophobic dude that’s still relevant even though he should be cancelled and he made fun of anorexic and fat people, and only got cancelled for his hair but not actual stuff that’s bad

person 1: omg did you hear about that Mattia polibio did?
person 2: yeah he’s a bitchhh

by person who wants to cancel him March 1, 2020

mattitude

The type of attitude that wins all of the time even when it appears he may be losing horribly. With this attitude you can do know wrong and its perfectly fine to take other people's ideas and take credit for them because you have fucking mattitude. To have it you must be Matt.

Matt doesnt cry, only water comes from his eyes when things don't comply to his liking and he also likes to put his penis inside the people he loves

by hot malvern boy toy March 13, 2005