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first of im a mosher and most of my friends are moshers i have loads of friends that are chavs but no offence to them the mojoraty of chavs are dipshits most of them dont even know what the word mosher means and moshers dont slit ther wrists thats call emo and i dont were make-up THATS, called being a goth tho not all goths do i have never ever herard a mosher say somthing like "aw you listening to somthing heavvvy? awww man im heavy" no in reality we dont say bull shit like that and yes most moshers hate chavs to bit realy i hate most of them to this is what its like:-
Mosher talking to mates: yeah so thats what you do
chav (dipshit) : yeah you think your fucking well ard well y not right?
mosher: *sigh* firts of all shut the fuck up second of all...
chav throws a punch hit mosher mosher recovers grabs chav by neck puts him on the wall and beats the crap of him now the chav is on floor crying mosher carrys on talking
Mosher:anyway were were we oh yeah so thats what you have to do

MOSHERS ROCK

CHAVS ARE DIPSHITS

THE END
by Dommy_the_mosher April 18, 2007
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Your Mothers Gash

Used for defining something or someone that acts, smells, or generally reminds you of an older womans gash. Can also be used as an excuse for being late.
"Damn Bob, this rancid bait smells almost as bad as your mothers gash" or "Sorry Im late, I was up all night balls deep in your mothers gash."
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Fuck Mothers

An interjection typically used to express deep pain or agony. Usually complemented with a demonic facial expression. Similar to phrases like, "Oh, darn it."
A: Hey, did you hear that the papaya is now extinct?

B: (prepares and executes demonic facial expression) Fuck mothers!
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Mothership

1- The Dan Patrick Show's term for ESPN

2- A great album from Led Zepplin
1- The Mothership is making another Tim Tebow story!

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Pakistani mothers

Females who think they can walk all over their children. Types of people who only care about how their kids compare to other asian kids especially about grades. Take their kids for granted and wonder why their kids hate them when they grow up and think they can say anything bad about them even when they become adults. These types of mothers are usually dangerous to their children as they spend no time with them except when they are angry, further alienating their children from them. Which explains why they know nothing about their children.
You know my mum never talks to me about anything other than grades, just like all pakistani mothers.
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mosher

A person who perticipates in in moshing activity such as a mosh pit
Man did you see that mosher fall down.
by cody taylor cooper September 3, 2007
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mosher

As a labelled 'mosher' for the last 20-odd years I think most people have a point with their definitions. I feel that moshers (or rock fans as they should really be termed) are generally personable and friendly, and are on the whole of above average intelligence. They are quite chilled out (in my case due to having rock music to channel any aggression that might be lurking...not in a negative way though) but have a chip on their shoulder about the general perception of them by society as a whole.
Back in my day (about 1860) there was even more distrust of moshers as we were a smaller sub-group than is the case now, and we were seen as a subversive influence. I find it hard to credit that this is still the case now, despite the fact that youth anti-social behaviour is often highlighted without any examples of moshers being involved (except as victims :()

I do find the individuality thing funny though. I always saw myself as an individual, as were my 40 similarly attired acquaintances! Peole who are labelled often shrink into the safety of the genre they're placed in and therefore limit themselves in what they wear and listen to. Genuine individuality is wearing and listening to exactly what they want without any need to justify themselves. Having said that:

Moshers are generally positive, intelligent and thoughtful people who have always been given a negative reputation without any justification.
Our television screens are full of examples of anti-social behaviour, but do any of them show anti-social behaviour by moshers?
by Burnley Jon October 21, 2007
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