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climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
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rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
by relayZZZ April 24, 2022
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Pulling A Morty

When someone is braindead, talks a lot of smack. Doesn't know how milk works, if you play games with him he does absolutely nothing for the team. Works as a school janitor, he'll suspect anyone to be an alt when in a discord server or anywhere for that matter and say how much sand they have in their vagina. Goes on discord with his mic on, just breathing heavy when it's unnecessary which adds nothing of good conversation.
Guy: I have no idea with what you just said.
Other person: Haven't you heard? Apparently that's called pulling a morty.
Guy: Well I suppose that clears it up, what he just said literally made not a lick of inane thought. He's trying so hard trying to appear tough when he has nothing to show for it.
by Cemorolen September 26, 2025
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spacker morty boumb singe

a person with severe mental or physical disability
finn picker is the biggest spacker morty boumb singe known to mankind
by jame dahr November 18, 2022
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rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
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mortis

the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity
John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*
by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023
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morty shorty

Impressionable young females that are Rick & Morty Weebs.
Sue's over there geeking out about the latest season of Rick & Morty with Jane who could care less. She's a total morty shorty.
by Jlkhsdfi June 22, 2021
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