Morty

Morty
by Djesse April 12, 2020
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Morty

like the n word but for mortals.
bro look at this guys 80 year lifespan. what a fuckin morty.
by Dud Dudlee October 14, 2023
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Morty

Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!
DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!

Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
by littlelady111 March 01, 2023
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mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).
My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.
by OldManRealist December 16, 2023
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Frick And Morty

A sheer rip-off of rick and morty. With the characters all looking like absolute gag-inducing dog shit. Consisting of the songs that sound worse than teeth scratching.

And aired on the 1G network named something close to shit-gag.
Harry: Hey dude you wanna watch frick and morty.
Kaye: Don't talk to me again.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 05, 2022
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climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
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rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.
Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.
by El ritardo July 04, 2018
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