Meriton

Meriton is a sweet guy, he is there for you when you need him the most and at the same time he’ll ditch you playing Call of Duty to get his beauty sleep. Meriton is something special he is the guy that expects to get rich without doing anything

Naww Meriton that means a lot

Meriton always understands me

That guy is my best friend his name is Meriton

by xFlorian67x June 4, 2020

Maritza

A short person.

You must be as tall as a Maritza to hit this sign.

by fixiebikes December 22, 2008

Moritz

He has a great penis and big testicles. He loves good parties. He is the best lover a girl who likes good sex can have.

A: Did you sleep with this Moritz?

B: Oh, yes. That was the best sex I ever had.

by SramET January 3, 2017

moditional

Something traditional done in a modern way.

Formed from the words "modern" and "traditional".
Not to be confused with tradodern, which is also formed from those two words.

A rose made of glass could be considered moditional

by KoH February 6, 2007

MOBITIZING

Function: Verb

To be loud, aggressive, and easily excitable. To make sure that the other person engaged in the conversation takes your stance on the situation no matter what the cost.

Are you Mobitizing again?

Don’t Mobitize it.

Use in place of calling that Person a Dick

by MobiDick May 26, 2010

moitz

A person who can't spell words more than 1 syllable.

That moitz can' t spell anything.

by burnfitbillyboy November 4, 2013

maritime pour

A term used to define a drink which has been mixed with more than the regular 1oz of achohol.

Created by Sean O'Connor

Bartender give me a scotch I would like a maritime pour.

by Reggie92 December 30, 2013