metrosexual

any male that wears one of those sweaters with a high collar (except for rap stars, those guys can get away with anything)

A truly straight man would never admit to being a metrosexual.

by Michael Valley April 13, 2004

metrosexual

A gay person who isn't comfortable enough with himself to admit that he is gay to himself, or anyone else.

Joe: What did you do last night?
Terry: Nothing, just had anal sex with Phil.
Joe:...What?
Terry: Oh, no, it's cool. I'm metro.

by yellowjacket621 July 28, 2005

metrosexual

Why does no-one ever call black men, esp. gangstas, "metrosexual", or gay?? Most of them are total dandies; they're not ashamed to move in a slinky manner, they invented bling, etc, etc. In fact, I think black men invented most of modern fashion. Their reward? They don't get called names for it.

David Beckham is a white black man, so they say: so does THAT make him a "metrosexual"??

by NonUrbanBritScepticThinksMagSlangIsRubbish February 20, 2005

Metrosexual

a person who acts queer, but doesnt pound butt

queer eye for the straight guy (you think that crap is real?)

by XxXoldsaltXxX November 2, 2003

metrosexual

A city slicker; plague of the modern world.

Check out the perfectly chaotically gelled, streaked hair on that metrosexual!
Is that pleather he's wearing?!

by J November 17, 2004

metrosexual

A gay male still in the closet.

Hey guys, I'm ga... I mean metrosexual!

by Hrugnir July 28, 2005

metrosexual

A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.

GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006