My Melody

The bane of Kuromi's existence.

Seriously though. My Melody literally tortures her through sheer ignorance.

by Anony. Res September 14, 2023

Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

by Mars Rover4 October 20, 2004

Melody

Melody is the most beautiful name in any language, and it is usually the name of the most incredible, fantastic, amazing, wonderful girl you'll ever meet. Melody is also extremely sweet, she wont hurt a fly. She has a heart of gold and has been considered a Godess in fact. She can make anyone's day, and make anyone smile. Melody has a smile that lights up the room instantly. She has amazing eyes, usually green or blue. Her body is better than any other. Usually perfectly in shape due to her athleticism. She's insanely easily to fall for, so be careful. But if she falls for you too, it is destined to last a long time as long as you take care of her. Her vast beauty and marvelous personality may seem hard to maintain, but melody is usually pretty simple. Her ass is also incredibly fine, for those that were wondering. Every guy would literally kill to be with her. Those that do end up with her, are the luckiest men alive. Don't break Melody's heart, because her friends will bludgeon you with a crowbar, leaving you mentally incapacitated or dead.

"who's that girl?"

"thats melody. how have you not heard of her?"

by djrr April 16, 2010

The Method

While masturbating, press with two fingers on your taint right before you orgasm. This makes your orgasm feel 40x better. Warning, may cause erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method it feels great.

Jacob: Ok I will.
*The next day*
Jacob: I was hospitalized with erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method.
People aware of what happened to Jacob: No that’s a terrible idea you should kill yourself.

by Coleolikesmen February 14, 2023

pull out method

when the man pulls out his dick from the vagina right before ejaculation in order to avoid a potential pregnancy.

Bob: Baby, I'm not wearing a condom. I'm about to bust. What should I do?

Jane: Use the pull out method, fool!

by smokeylarue September 12, 2006

Mushroom Method

1. A public relations strategy frequently used by government agencies, corporations and law enforcement officials. It means "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

The goal is to delay any public disclosure of information as long as possible by releasing half-truths, distortions and useless information to the media.

Origin of the Metaphor: Farmers use manure, millet and recycled wood chips to grow mushrooms in dark, steamy rooms. Hence, "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

Detective: "That reporter from the News-Tribune keeps calling me about our runaway child case. What should I do?"

Police Chief: "Try the Mushroom Method. He'll lose interest after a few days and move on to something else. I've seen it work a million times."

by Peter Kobs July 19, 2010

Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.

Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."

by Caderade24 March 1, 2011