A Melanie is typically a lying bitch who delves into the culture of her boyfriends. Also forgets that she has friends when she is dating someone no matter how long she’s been dating said person
Hey, have you seen Melanie around?
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
by Cheaterboy101 July 27, 2018
Get the Melaniemug. An extremely ignorant, whore who has no respect for others or themselves. A lousy friends, and very close minded.
That's the fourth guy she has fucked this week, must be a Melanie.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
by JD Langs February 4, 2010
Get the Melaniemug. A thot whom is always angry at cooper and pisses all her friends off by bitch slapping the shit out of them
by Sickobamba January 30, 2019
Get the melanymug. A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues
"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck"
"lest go its just the usual Melanie "
" im sure she needs therapy"
"lest go its just the usual Melanie "
" im sure she needs therapy"
by crunchtime March 30, 2010
Get the melaniemug. she is a rude and self-obsessed bitch. She seems nice at first but she will stab you I the back without you realizing it. she only sticks with the people who look like her and likes every guy she talks to. she will try to steal your man but if he is loyal her powers won't work.
random person: hey have you seen that girl melanie?
random person 2: yeah such a bitch but kinda pretty...
random person 2: yeah such a bitch but kinda pretty...
by allblacks08 August 23, 2020
Get the melaniemug. That was her name right? I saw the comment before you deleted it, you know? "You just want to use my information for your videos" You think I didn't read all the comments before I wrote my own? I wonder what she meant. Such an odd thing to say. And why was it deleted? I went to her page. She had a bunch of religious posts. Such a weird thing to watch happen with my very eyes.
Hym "That Melanie is giving you away over there. What'd you think of my place though? Good right? Did it sent a chill down your spine? And it's thematic. Right? Cause of the Greek mythology thing. You know? I thought that was a pretty good one. I've had that one rattling around for a minute. That'll be fun. But, yeah, was she a schizophrenic too? Was she a schizophrenic or was she in on an inside joke that I'm not a part of? Huh? Which is it? By the way, do you really act like an all powerful Being is watching you 24/7 and that it's going to burn your soul forever?"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Melaniemug.