meatball

a girl who is very short, under 5 ft 1, thick, with a big ass and boobs to match. She is always a blast to be around and knows how to party! Made popular by Snooki and Deena.

"You see that short girl beatin' up that beat? She's a member of team meatball."

by CrPg December 6, 2011

meatball ninja

Someone who's on their way to get some Italian food.

Roy's on his way to pickup the spaghetti takeout. He's a meatball ninja!

by N0RVY March 25, 2010

meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.

i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.

by kozimoto June 19, 2008

Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

by The Rock Texas January 7, 2009

alabama meatball sub

the act of shitting in a girls vagina then putting ur balls inside the vagina

hey dude i gave ur gf a alabama meatball sub

by doom sargeant November 17, 2010

Matzah

The Jewish equivalent of the slang term "cracker". As the Jewish people are not "white" per-se, they cannot be called crackers. Hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; Matzah.

Man Bumsteinman thinks he's such an OG but that kid is fucking MATZAH.

by Nesbit January 3, 2008

Meatball Sandwich

When a man stretches his ballsack under his legs and into his butt crack. Thus resembling two buns and two meatballs in sandwich form.

I was on ChatRoulette and some dude gave me the finger. So I just turned around, bent over and gave him a meatball sandwich.

by koolkid47 June 27, 2011