Check On My Meatloaf

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

by popies chicekn September 11, 2023

meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.

1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.

by p jones October 22, 2013

Meatloaf

To work collaboratively on a topic and further discussion towards a resolution or action. Opposite of a singular approach like ‘Let me noodle on that.’

That’s a great point, Bart. Let’s continue meatloafing this issue until we come up with a good answer.

by Binoples December 13, 2019

Meatloafing

When a woman on her period has a diarrhea based shit.

Girl: I'm on my period and when I was done shitting my brains out I realized I was totally meatloafing.

by Geanie69 June 20, 2017

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish May 20, 2018

Baby Meatloaf

The non-sticky, clear adhesive you often find between the gift card and the paper.

Hey Alicia, thanks for the Starbucks gift card! Not only will I get a coffee with this but I get to peel off the baby meatloaf and play with it while I wait! I won’t even have to wash my hands! I love it but I’m not attached to it!

by Mary Silvers December 4, 2023

Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass

I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special

by Boogashay August 2, 2022