not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.

Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.

by Westonbaur May 16, 2019

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Push me pull you

Push Me Pull You
noun
A sexual position where two guys align midsection-to-midsection, one face-up and one face-down, with each simultaneously penetrating the other’s asshole. Both partners grab each other’s feet to leverage the push-pull action, syncing up the thrust like a perverted seesaw. Equal effort—or equal laziness—is key.

"Last night Steve was lazy and wanted to be bottom too, so we locked feet for a push me pull you and made it work."

by Harryhazapony April 5, 2025

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For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

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For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

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