maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!

by Snelper September 7, 2018

mahimur

A beautiful boy with a golden heart and a witty, lovable spirit. Can have chaotic and mischievous tendencies but it's always in good fun. An absolute dear to be around and to love. There's never a dull moment with a Mahimur!

"Everyone should have a Mahimur in their life. Someone who's the perfect package! Handsome, gentle, funny, and into feet."

by papas wingeria November 10, 2020

@mattmurdocksimp

The sweetest and most talented mutual ever to exist <3

“Have you seen any of @mattmurdocksimps edits they’re amazing”

by @iheartcharliecox October 11, 2021

Maimuna

She is a very good person and also as a friend. Her taste doesnt meet with her personality. And her height is so small like her. But a kind hearted person.

Maimuna is a kind hearted person but an excellent idiot also

by Soxy946 February 10, 2022

didlus maximus

Used to describe someone who is a master of being an asshole. Believed to have originated in ancient Rome, because there were a ton of assholes in ancient Rome. Also applicable to extreme cases of dumbassness.

Timmy was driving down Interstate 92 when a didlus maximus cut him off and slammed on their brakes, making the driver the true definition of a cockmuncher

by croikeydilehunter November 4, 2013

assholious maximus

Leader of all assholes

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus

by Wads and willis February 5, 2015