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Mateo

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.
Is that Mateo, he is soooooo bald.
by Fatesh June 14, 2024
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Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019
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Mateo

a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name
''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by dude i need coffee February 16, 2022
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Mateo

Mateo is a very pro boy that is TAKEN by queen Nefeli. Nefeli is Mateo's sex machine and he doesn't want any other girl than her. He is very smart and funny but he is t-a-k-e-n
Someone: omg that's MATEO!!!

A diff person: noo don't talk to him Nefeli will beat u up!
by bitchsomeonehshdhshf November 20, 2021
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mateo bedoya

THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD
I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(
by Sizk.v December 27, 2021
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Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!
by Whatdoesbasedmean November 7, 2021
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Mateo

Orange 🍊, trumps son, annoying, weak,FAF
Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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