Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021

mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)

me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!

by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023

Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.

by 135218930 November 29, 2021

mateo

gay

damn this nigga mateo gay

by hsjejehrkee August 27, 2022

Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it

person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too

by reallifegotham July 24, 2024

Mateo

A usually pretty egoistic, self-centered asshole that thinks he's above everyone.

Mateo? Oh yes, he's a toxic wh0re, better keep your distance.

by cevelle November 21, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a cool, fun person to hangout with and he is very handsome and has nice hair! Mateo loves music and loves to be with his family. Mateo is a king.

Mateo gets all the bitches in school and is a very fun guy to be with

by anonymous November 22, 2021