Maria as a huge dick, she is nice but if you piss her off she will tell you to fuck off, she loves R6 and weed and she has huge hanging balls
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kind, intelligent, glamorous, thoughtful, cunning and above all humble.
Lover of memes and dried flowers.
The queen of glamor and failure.
Worthy of mention and crown.
He is never happy but he always seems to, nothing goes wrong.
Don't say anything, just hit like.
kind, intelligent, glamorous, thoughtful, cunning and above all humble.
Lover of memes and dried flowers.
The queen of glamor and failure.
Worthy of mention and crown.
He is never happy but he always seems to, nothing goes wrong.
Don't say anything, just hit like.
by La Toho May 7, 2020
Get the Maria mug.It means perfect. Beyond words can explain and no one could ever be Maria except he herself. One of a kind miracle that one should be so lucky if they have. She’s the best and no one could ever replace such a perfect human being. I love you Maria.z.
by marias boy March 13, 2022
Get the Maria mug.Maria is a sexy, hot and beautiful girl who is the funniest and smartest person you will ever meet she is so special and different in the best way ever! she is a bit shy in some situations and very laud in other but that is a part of what makes her so cute <3 she has great style and has amazing hair! Everyone loves Maria! including me!!! I love you Maria
Maria has a nice butt;)
Maria has a nice butt;)
Boy: i wish maria was my girlfriend she is so hot and sweet!
Other boy: Same:(
Boy: She is mine:(
Me: bitch she is my girlfriend she shhhhhh;)<333
Other boy: Same:(
Boy: She is mine:(
Me: bitch she is my girlfriend she shhhhhh;)<333
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Get the Maria mug.A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,
Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
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