5k marathon

When someone is confused about distance and middle distance running and calls a 5k a 5k Marathon.
5k= 5,000 meters on a road/track/cross country/etc 3.1 miles

A Marathon is 42.195 kilometers or 26.2 miles.
The Marathon has Legendary roots.

According to ancient Greek history, the original marathon was ran by a Legendary soldier Pheidippides (Philippides) from a battlefield near the town of Marathon, Greece, to Athens in 490 B.C.

According to lore, he died shortly after the delivery.

5k=3.1mi
1/2 Marathon=13.1mi
10k=6.2
Marathon=26.2

The Marathon is not a 5k or 10k, but there are often Half Marathon races on Marathon race day.

Average Joe, “I just ran my first 5k marathon. I have never run that far in my life!”
Track Star, “smh..”

by WinForTheLord September 6, 2022

8 shot marathon

When one consumes 8 shots of any alcohol in rapid succesion at 1 a.m. or later and proceeds to run a distance of at least 2 miles

Holy shit I heard Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 30 minutes!

by dickdrizzle69 December 15, 2012

jewish marathon

Shit, shower, shave

Ben" I could go for a good jewish marathon"

by Andy Lama November 13, 2010

2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017

New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!

"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."

by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009

Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

by Reptar08 July 1, 2010