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God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.
I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days
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Xi Zedong Mao Jinping

Xi Jinpings half brother
Xi Zedong Mao Jinping jumped off a bridge on January 31, 2023
by aRandomPZKWKVdude January 31, 2023
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Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.
I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.
by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021
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Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.
Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.
by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024
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Mao

The highest level ( most insulting ) level of noob-ness. It is used in the place of yelling the word noob so u dont have to use your caps lock or shift key. in other words... Mao = NOOB, noob is not as bad as NOOB because caps show Screaming
Guy 1 (talking about guys 3)"That guy is such a NOOB"

Guy 2 "No that guy is a Mao!!!"

Guy 3 " ROFL ROFL ROFL IMMA mao WTF IS THAT IM SO NOOBISH IDK WTF URBANDICTIONARY IS!!!"
by ReptarRAWRRAWRRAWR March 25, 2009
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mao

Mao is the blueprint of all Archangel members. Mao is pure, and clean.
Mao loves everyone dearly.
Mao is Dahling
Person 1: Mao.
Person 2: Aoaoao.
Person 1: Mao. Mao mao. 🐎

- @mariiahstruely (twtter)
by mariiahstruely September 29, 2020
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El mao

How you can say "lmao" on roblox without getting censored by the piece of shit filter called CommunitySift.
{Bloxxer155: "Bro got owned-"
badman441: "EL MAO"
jiddin: "el mao bro died💀"
by RiceOfCourse February 3, 2023
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