Bro-mance

Point in a friend ship at which words cannot describe the closeness of the comradery

Jon and craig (CronMenser) have a bro-mance
bromance

by CronMenser March 27, 2009

Manchester United

A T-shirt and merchanising team, also plays football but to a lesser extent

by Scorp September 22, 2003

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

Manchester steam roll

During sexual intercourse, the man will be receiving head when he suddenly pushes the woman's head down and his cock goes deeper into her throat and makes her gag and vomit onto the floor. After the woman is humiliated, the man takes a steamin shit into the pile of vomit. They start to kiss very passionately and roll into it. They have now steam rolled it.

Dude, me and grace totally did the Manchester steam roll all over my parents dining room floor.

by Hoefilterisbestfilter November 16, 2016

Mancelona

Mancelona is a small town in the Northwest region of Lower Michigan. It's a town full of hicks where the only thing that kept the town alive was a factory in the south side of the town. Once that went away, everything went downhill. Finding a job is next to impossible unless you want to be part of the 300 people that work at the one McDonalds in town.

If you are a minority, this town is not for you because the town is 99% white. If you have children, have fun walking past the house that is sitting across the middle school and near the Library that has a child molester in it. There is even a graveyard right next to the Elementary School. That's actually the only cool thing about Mancelona. Also the 30,000 churches in the town makes it so that you can choose from the wide variety of religions. Mostly Christianity.

If you are a High School student, enjoy the numerous parties and tons of pot heads that roam throughout the school. Also the fact that once every one to two weeks, a girl is pregnant. What more can I say except that Mancelona sucks. That is all.

"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"Fuck No!"

or

"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"You mean that piece of shit full of inbred retards. Yes I have...."

by discoloredurine May 21, 2010

Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009

Manchin

Tiny, useless invertebrate incapable of making a decision until it’s made for him.

Stop being such a Manchin and make a decision already.

by Yak-Shavings October 5, 2018