A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.
Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
by craig101 September 8, 2021
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Mallory is loud not in a bad way.
by weirdoo6578 September 14, 2021
Get the Mallory mug.An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021
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someone nice but a little weird and a bit crazy but still not that many boys like her but i do she is someone that is hard to live without she will always and forever be special
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someone nice but a little weird and a bit crazy but still not that many boys like her but i do she is someone that is hard to live without she will always and forever be special
- someone
by dog dogs doggos June 16, 2018
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