mallory

literally the hottest mf alive. way better than you could ever be. face it. she’s better than you.

“who’s that? they look so epic and cool and gangsta!”

“oh, that’s mallory!”

by malloryismrworldwide July 25, 2021

The Mallory Effect

When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.

Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"

Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!

by coocoo bop December 9, 2020

Mallory

A sweet lady despite being called a hoe, slut, and various other insults. She cares about her friends and will not hesitate to hurt anyone who hurts her friends. She keeps tabs on her enemies but is fun to hang out with.

1: "Dude, did you hear about Mallory?"

2: "No, what happened?"
1: "She beat someone down because a guy threatened her friend."

by Sudokua October 5, 2020

Mallory’s Birthday

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

mallory month

the month of march is for mallory. (me) dont get it messed up

smbdy- “yo its march, whats dis month for?”

smbdy- “oh its mallory month, for her she gets a month because how awsome she is”

by OMGJSUTWORK February 20, 2024

Mallory

Meany winy

Mallory is mean

by GAYESTBOY69\ March 25, 2022

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 22, 2021