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Magnus Digeratus

A member of the top echelon of computer programmers; ubergeek.

From "digerati", which is from "literati".
Magnus Digeratus John Carmack revolutionized the "first person shooter" genre of computer games.
by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
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.357 magnum

Not "one of the most powerful bullets in the world", but still not bad. You won't be feeling too good after being shot with one, that's for damn sure. Even though it's called a .357, it uses a .38 bullet with a slightly longer cartridge case (so you don't blow up a .38 gun by trying to shoot .357's through it) and a lot more powder to propel it with, making it better than a regular .45 and definitely better than the .38 it's based on.

.38's can be fired through a .357 in case you're a pansy, or a woman and you can't handle the recoil, or if you're just target shooting and you don't want to spend the extra money on the bullets.

Also used to refer to a gun firing that kind of ammo. Not everyone knows if the guy is carrying a Colt Python or a Smith and Wesson model 19 or whatever the fuck.
1. I saw some guy take a .357 magnum hollow point to the head once. His brains were EVERYWHERE, man!

2. Hey, that dude's walking around with a .357 magnum stuffed into the crotch of his pants! This isn't a movie! He's gonna blow his fuckin' nuts off!
by JB_Finesse May 8, 2006
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Magnum Punch

While engaging in anal intercourse and are about to ejaculate, you pull out a gun and shoot the bitch in the head, having both the satisfaction of killing a ho and ejaculating at the same, producing a unique feeling of satisfaction.
I really hated Anna, but after I Magnum punched her last night I feel soooo much better now the she's gone...
by Mwahahaha00110101 February 20, 2009
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magnum

1. A large bottle of cheapish wine, 1.5 liters in capacity. Sometimes also known as a bomber to the less snobbish.
2. A heavy-duty handgun. Strongly associated with Dirty Harry.
3. A large condom manufactured by Trojan. If you can't fit your boy bits in a tp roll, buy these instead.
We bought a magnum of Hardy's Stamp at the store, and after a couple of hours with that she made me get out the Magnums. Hey, what can I say?
by Lady Csyde October 25, 2006
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Magnum

When you cum in a girls asshole and she takes a shit on your dick and when you take it out, your dick is crusted with shit.
I fucked my girl up her ass and she gave me a magnum
by Bruhuhuhu October 27, 2017
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put tha booty on tha magnum

an expression used for sex; a phrase used by a male to tell a female to have sex with him.

Note: Only dudez that's packing can use this phrase.
"Well baby, since we haven't hit it off in a week, we can hit tha crib and you can put tha booty on tha magnum."
by Tha 1ne August 28, 2005
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magnum dump

An extremely large poop, or needing to go to the bathroom with the feeling of making extremely large poop.
I need to take a magnum dump!
by MegaYote December 10, 2016
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