Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022

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mystic lamb

a tall man with a hitler who hits on under age girls. His weaknesses are long nails and girls from parsippany

He’s got a Parsippany girl? He’s a mystic lamb

by buthead February 15, 2021

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The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.

Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right

by Chrantom September 17, 2020

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Freedom of Mysticism

Freedom of Mysticism is a principle, derived from from Freedom of Supernaturality, where everyone has the right to be mystical, support mysticism and advocate mystical principles, beliefs and practices, such as do not be mystical and do not support mysticism. Freedom of mysticism is considered as a subtopic of freedom of supernaturality that's a subtopic of freedom of religion.

"Freedom of Mysticism is really necessary nowadays, such as freedom of supernaturality, it is necessary in order to supernaturality and mysticism be well accepted nowadays such as religion actually is, and it might be really useful in the future as well."

by Full Monteirism March 27, 2021

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Mystic Mafia

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.

You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.

by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024

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Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.

Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."

by thesherlock24 June 9, 2010

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