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Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.
"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"
by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009
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Mastic bitches

There are a few types of girls in the william floyd district, but the “mastic bitches” are girl from mastic/mastic beach or anyone who was raise in the district that are talking behind other people’s back, spreading rumors, fighting over dumb shit, and wont say shit to peoples faces when they talk about them. Some mastic bitches ask other girls to send other girls their messages cuz they to pussy to confront, some mastic bitches will come hate someone when they literally got no personal reason to, some tittie ride their friends, If you do these, then congratulations, you are a mastic bitch👏🏾
Oh, and alot of them can’t accept the fact that they be fake.

If you got mad, feeling guilty all offended and shit after reading this, 9 times outta time you are these types of girls.
Signs of mastic bitches

1) Talkin behind backs

Meimei: **Looks at random ass new girl minding her own business**
“Hey Zœ, look at this girl, I bet she lowkey talk shit about me.”

Zoe: That bitch aint shit. You should fight her.”

Me!mei: “Yea i’ll beat her ass. Ohh shit she’s coming be quiet.”

**Girl walks past them and silence**

Z0e: “I dont like the way that bitch walked passed me. If she does it again i’ll piss on her face and give her a hickey.”

2) Spreading rumors

Some bald headed mastic dyke: “Yo I need you to tell this girl that i’ll really fight her if she say sum”

Some girl: “Umm, okay? you could just tell hers”

Dyke: “Bitch i’m from mastic, fym.”

**Dyke spreads rumors about a girl who doesn’t know her for attention**

3) Fighting over stupid insignificant shit

**Dyke pressing random girl**

Dyke: “Bitch i’m ready to fight, come on bring it, ive been gassed up all day, and over 20 people are watching let’s fight.”

The girl the dyke wanna fight: “Wait why do you wanna fight me for? I dont know you and this is the first time we talking?”

Dyke: “you seem like you talk mad shit”

Girl: “I dont talk to you tho”

**dumbass silence**

Chr!s: “Fuckin speds”

4) Fake bitches

Fake Girl: oh, I dont fuck with that girl, fuck that ugly bitch

**The girl comes outta no where**

Fake girl: “OHhhHhhhH hEy gUrL FrwenD...I love you bitch”
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mystickai

Kai Parker biggest stan, extremely talented, one of the most famous tvdu accounts, scene packs creator and also really mean.
Searching for tvd edits? Mystickai have the best ones.”
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mystisexual

Term to describe someone that you are not sure if they are gay or straight.
Guy 1: Check him out he's gay

Girl 1: Nah he's straight

Guy 2: Stu, hmm I dunno, he's mystisexual
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Mastic

You see, the reason our town has the reputation it does is because the low life, section eight, welfare scumbag who commented before me is part of the problem. That person and his peers constantly ruin what my parents and so many other families in this community work so hard for. I was born and raised in Mastic went to Wm. Floyd high school and received an outstanding degree from a renown private College.

Yes, our town has problems like all towns but, what makes our town different from the best places to live on long island is actually pretty simple. It comes down to certain people in the community. You see, most of the population is hard working families trying to make a living who care for their property and maintain it the best they can. Then there are the people who graffiti and think they're gangster. They do nothing for our community besides bring it down. I find it so funny that people think mastic is the "hood" It makes me laugh when people say mastic has gangsters. What makes them oh so "gangster"? Because they look like poor people stuck in the 90's wearing pants 5 sizes to big with a white tee and a fitted hat over their ears. Ha!!! If you put those so called "gangsters" in a real hood like Bedford-Stuyvesant and not in a beach community in the suburbs of long island, we all know they would cry their little way back home and realize maybe it would have been a smart idea to stay in school and contribute to society instead of constantly engrossing welfare.

I have a little message for the so called "graffitti artists" in Mastic. If you would have stayed in school you might know what the term Artist means. Unlike true graffitti artists your pretty pathetic and create nothing of the sort. I call it scribble and it defaces property. Grow up, be someone and do something with your life. Trust me, your really awful at what you do. Your handwriting is horrendous, your disgraceful and you should be proud of nothing. When you are caught they will crucify you and when they do, I promise to buy a cake to celebrate.
Look at all those wiggers in Mastic. , WoW they look retarted and have not clue about life.
by Poor Richard January 13, 2009
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"Who here has some Mystiuak?"
"I do, I've been stacking for hours"
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Mysticism

Vague; obscure thinking or belief; doctrine that states it's possible to achieve communion with God through contemplation and love
Through mysticism she reached the dark side.
by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016
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