morty shorty

Impressionable young females that are Rick & Morty Weebs.

Sue's over there geeking out about the latest season of Rick & Morty with Jane who could care less. She's a total morty shorty.

by Jlkhsdfi June 22, 2021

Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty

A mutant version of the human form.

"Watch out for those Cronenbergs!"
"See, i created one of those Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty."

by RickMorty_Fan July 15, 2017

Rick and Morty

When two males have sexual intercourse with a dead body after rigor mortis sets in.

Larry and Christopher waited 8hrs to have a Rick and Morty with Linda after she passed from cancer.

by Swobble793 August 28, 2022

Morty

A fat old jewish writer .

Morty

by Djesse April 12, 2020

climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020

rigor mortis

a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck

what the fuck is rigor mortis

by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022

strawberry morty

a Morty turned to a Morty

rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!

by b3zji October 5, 2020